Hong Kong Phooey

I bring my lunch to work because I am lazy and I don't want to put forth the effort it would take to:

Go down the stairs to get to the parking garage
Go up the stairs in the parking garage to get to my car
Get in my car
Start my car
Adjust myself in the driver's seat
Adjust the radio
Drive somewhere
Wait in line
Order my food
Hand someone my money
Grab my food
Get back into my car
Adjust myself in the driver's seat
Adjust the radio again
Drive back to work
Climb down the stairs in the parking garage to get to my building
Climb up the stairs to get to my floor (I am on the second floor)
Walk to my chair
Adjust myself in my chair
Eat

That is just how lazy I am.