Hong Kong Phooey

S: "Do you ever wonder why I always wear a belt?"

A: "I can honestly say I have never wondered that. But since you ask, why do you
always wear a belt dear?"

S: "Because one of my greatest fears is that the button on my pants will become faulty,
and my pants will fall down and show the world all of Sparky."

A: "Are you serious? You think your button is going to pop off, and your pants are going
to fall down?"

S: "Heck yeah! It could happen."

A: "And to think I thought people wore belts to be fashionable."

S: "Not your Sparky. Not your Sparky."