Hong Kong Phooey

NO ONE WILL GIVE ME SHORT TERM INSURANCE!

There is something wrong with this country, truly.

One of the FIVE questions on the application for short term insurance is:

Have you or anyone in your family had cancer within the past five years?

Yes, I have had cancer within in the past five years and I AM A SURVIVOR for goodness sake! I thought being a survivor and being able to sing I WILL SURVIVE meant something special, but apparently it means nothing except NO COVERAGE!

I had cancer and I am here to talk about it, so you PUNISH ME? AS IF!

I feel like I have been labeled like USDA Grade A beef, except I would be USDA Grade F for F**KED! Man being labeled and discriminated against is a terrible thing. I hope you guys never go through this.

COBRA here I come!