"I HATE YOU for buying new furniture. I'm never snugging with you AGAIN, EVER!!" 
The Way We Were
Memories,
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we wereOf the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another (Pascal: WE USE TO BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU USE TO LET ME DO WHATEVER I WANTED TO DO)
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line? (Pascal: TIME AND MARRIAGE, EVER SINCE YOU MARRIED THAT MORON MY LIFE HAS GONE TO THE DOGS)
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? (Pascal: HELL YES WE WOULD, WE WERE LIVING THE LIFE)
could we? (Chipug: NO BECAUSE DADDY YELLS AT US)
Memories, may be beautiful and yet
Whats too painful to remember (Chipug: HOW COULD YOU? DONT I DESERVE TO BE COMFORTABLE?)
We simply choose to forget (Chipug: I AINT FORGETTIN NOTHING, YOU BETTER LOCK YOUR DOORS AT NIGHT LADY)
So its the laughter (Pascal: AND THE BIG FLUFFY PILLOWS)
We will remember
Whenever we remember...The way we were...The way we were...

This is the funniest thing you have wrote in a long while! I was in stiches. Glad that you are back... :-)
Carsten said...
2:38 PM