Hong Kong Phooey

From the box of my Espresso Beans covered in Dark Chocolate, “There is an enchanted place where tender cacao plants thrive in the shadows of hearty coffee trees. Their slender pods are gathered and transformed to create Starbucks chocolate-captivating with coffee, delightful on its own.”

I love the way they worded the description of these highly-addictive beans,

Enchanted place
When I read this, I thought who wouldn’t want to go to an enchanted place?! I imagined I was on the Blue Lagoon beach frolicking along the water in the nude with my long hair covering my ample breasts.

Tender cacao plants thrive
When I read this, I thought oh so very tender and delicate those cacoa plants! I just wanted to scoop them up and love on them like a little newborn puppies!

Shadows of hearty coffee trees
When I read this, I thought to myself, “And then out of the shadows I spotted the tall, strong coffee trees that had survived the terrible storm.”

Slender pods
When I read this, I thought who wouldn't want to be slender? I also started to think about pea pods and how I would love to look that thin!

Gathered and transformed to create
When I read this, I thought about the umphalumphas and one of those candy making machines from the Willy Wonka movie.

Captivating with coffee
When I read this, images of Cinderella dancing with the Price right before the clock struck midnight ran through my mind. The Prince was captivating!

Delightful on its own
When I read this, it made me think about how delightful it was for me to take this trip down Starbuck's very seductive advertising road :) I guess I fell for it, I want more of their stuff!