Hong Kong Phooey

I have been asked to recall my most memorable story here at XXX. I would love to tell you of just one memorable story, but I can't. You see, so many things have happened, so many stories have been born.

Like the time XXX went over to the old paper shredder to shred some paper. XXX turned the on switch on and nothing happened. So XXX went behind the shredder and touched the power cord. Little did XXX know that the shredder had a really bad short in the power cord. All I heard next was a loud noise and XXX saying, "Ouch, wow that hurt." I did get out of my chair and look over the cubicle wall to see XXX laying on the floor looking dazed. Now, I did what every good employee would have done, I sat back down and went right back to work. XXX was never right, but XXX was especially not right after that shock.

Then there was the time I was walking into the restroom and I pushed the door really hard to open it. I heard this loud noise and someone falling behind the door. Well, it was XXX again. Seems that XXX was walking out as I was walking in and I hit XXX with the door. XXX's hand was hurt and I had to lift XXX off of the bathroom floor. After I stopped laughing, I felt a little bad. XXX complained about her wrist for awhile after that one.

Then there was the time a company email was sent around asking everyone to start dressing more professionally. The part that got me was that we were suppose to wear scarves to accent our outfits and we were to color coordinate our outfits with the colors of the office walls. Yeah, the walls were royal purple.

Then there was the time I won a company award and when I went to go get the award from the prez of my company, I thought XXX was going to kiss me so I basically stuck my arm out and pushed XXX away. This created hysterical laughing.

Then there was the time someone ran over a duck in the company parking lot and two employees went out there to finish it off with a bat and threw it in the garbage can.

Then there was the time some weirdo left rose petals and a love note on XXX's desk.

You see, there are just too many memorable stories to share :)